Sunday, September 7, 2008

Sarah Palin...



Q: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be president?
A: She was born in the USA and is at least 35 years old.  So yes.

Q: Do you think Sarah Palin would make a good president?
A: Hell to the naw!!

Q: Do you think that the fact that her 17 year old daughter is unwed and with child is fair game for the press and others to debate as it pertains to Mrs. Palin's ability to VP?"
A: No.  Her daughter shouldn't be a part of the equation. *

*However, the fact that she lied about her daughter having "mono" (and coincidentally missed the last 5 months of school during her mother's pregnancy) and faked her last pregnancy in order to cover it up is fair game!  I think that it's highly unlikely that Mrs. Palin flew from Alaska while being 8 months pregnant, to Texas to give a keynote speech, realized that her water broke, gave the speech anyway, flew back to Alaska (including a connecting flight in Seattle), got off a plane and then had her husband drive her 45 minutes to a hospital, had the kid and THEN went to work 3 days later.... this is VERY fair game!!!  Please keep in mind this is all "hear-say" and is unproven...I still think it's true though;-p!

Q: Is the media being fair to Sarah Palin?
A: No.  They are being MORE THAN FAIR!!!  Barack Obama was asked in a debate if he thought Lewis Farrakhan loved America as much as he does.  WTF kind of question is that?!?!?!?!?

Q: Why do you think the McCain camp selected Sarah Palin?
A: Because they think that the majority of the voting populous are stupid...consider the following:
  • McCain camp thinks that much of Barack Obama's and Hillary Clinton's success can be contributed to the fact that he is black and that she is a woman.  They really don't believe that either is "qualified" to be commander in chief.  Based on this logic, they added a "woman" to the McCain ticket to get the excitment and support he'd been missing.
  • McCain camp thinks that this election is not about issues but about personality.  WTF?!?  I think that George Bush is an ass-hole but if gas was $1.95 a gallon, if we had found "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq and my mortgage didn't keep going up every 12 months, I'd be rocking a "W" sticker on the back of my Honda Fit!! Wouldn't we all?  
  • The McCain camp keeps telling obvious, check-able lies over and over as if nobody can use "the google" and find out that they are full of shit!  Sarah Palin was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it, she was queen of earmarks before she was against them and she didn't even know what a VP did 3 weeks ago!!

2 comments:

patrick said...

Amen.
It appears that this race is a clear cut case of the ever popular division of class... the have vs. the have not.. the ticket that will forever sell out but seems to go nowhere. Obama's class throughout this entire election process (i.e. his ability to brush off haters and NOT pounce on the obvious character flaws) has won America. WE (have nots) WANT CHANGE DAMMIT!

Natalie said...

"A: Because they think that the majority of the voting populous are stupid...consider the following:McCain camp think that much of Barack Obama's and Hillary Clinton's success can be contributed to the fact that he is black and that she is a woman. They really don't believe that either is "qualified" to be commander in chief. Based on this logic, they added a "woman" to the McCain ticket to get the excitment and support he'd been missing."

I knew I had felt somehow jipped by the first female VP nomination, and now, you have successfully fleshed that out for me as to why- you are right on point.